Awww… you really spent your last $10 on me? That is so stupid. You’re broke. Like, embarrassingly broke. But instead of buying groceries or paying rent, you bought this.Because you’re obsessed. Because even when your bank account is screaming, your wallet still opens for me. This isn’t for rich pay pigs. This is for the addicts. The low-balance losers. The guys who shouldn’t be spending but do anyway. I laugh in your face. I tease you. I mock you. And you love every second.